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(Name) (AKA You), age 16.
3rd person POV

"Arrrghhh" (Name) groaned and turned to her side, smiling "Good morning buddy." She said to her doll, Lovino "Another day of boring old school.." (Name) said, stretching her arms

"Well, breakfast time!" She grinned as she picked up Lovino and went downstairs


"Mommy, how about this patch!" Little 6 year old (Name) suggested as she handed over a bright yellow patch with a pink heart on it "We could put this on Lovi's heart place!"

Mommy chuckled "Great idea, sweetie!" she said, then stitched the patch on Lovino "All fixed!"

"Yay!" (Name) smiled and took Lovino

"Mommy has to go to work now." Mommy said as she kissed (Name)'s forehead "Mommy will be back soon, okay?"

"Okay, bye bye Mommy!" (Name) giggled and waved as Mommy closed the door, then turned to Lovino "Now, Lovi, this is a heart." She poked the heart patch on him "It's important for people to have that. It also makes you feel emotion and stuff!" (Name) smiled

"Now let's go play games!" She said, holding Lovino's 'hand', and running to her playroom

~Flashback end~

(Name) smiled sadly at the picture of her now dead mother "Good morning, mom." She said as she hugged the photo, before setting it down

"Good morning, sweetie. Gotta go to work." (Name)'s father said as he kissed her on the forehead and left

"Busy morning, huh?" (Name) chuckled and ate her breakfast. After she ate, she brought Lovino back to her room, placing him on the bed "I need to get ready for school, wait here, m'kay?" (Name) said then walked in her bathroom

Lovino mentally frowned, 'Why did I ever be born as a doll?' he mentally asked 'It would've been better if I was human... Then again.. maybe I wouldn't have met her.' He mentally sighed, now that he had patches (since 10 years ago), he could move a little, and turned his head a bit.

There, he saw a British man with HUGE eyebrows in a toga with wings and a halo holding a magic wand...
Wait a minute..
'What the f*ck?' Lovino mentally said, dumbfounded

"I can hear youuuurr *hic* thouughtttssss" The man with huge eyebrows said, obviously drunk

'Well then, who the f*ck are you?' 

"I ammm *hic* Britannia Angel!~" Saying that, sparkles flew everywhere..

'What are you, some fairy-f*cking-godmother?'

"Actuallyyy *hic* I've come to grant yourrr *hic* WIIIIIISHHH" 

Lovino stared, this wasn't happening, was it? 'Impossible.'

"Everything *hic* is POSSIBLEEEE~"

'Hmph, alright. What's the catch then?' Lovino mentally asked

"It's JUST *hic* Like Cinderellaaaa *hic* Except that you can *hic* transform ANYTIME YOU WAAANTTT~" 'Britannia Angel' said

'So... The 'powers' disappear at midnight?'

"Yep!~ Midnight to *hic* 5:00 AM~"

'Seems legit, now do your magic!'

"Maybe when *hic* your friend is at *hic* school!~ I must leave now~ *hic*"

'Wait! Is there-'


'...A way to make it permanent?' Lovino mentally facepalmed

"Hey, Lovi! I gotta go to school now, see ya later!" (Name) said as she left

'....That Britannia Angel guy isn't come until later, is he?'
WARNING: Some crack and more OOCness
Yes, I went there.

Part 1: [link]
Part 2: You're here.
Part 3: [link]

I don't own Hetalia
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RubyBadAppleDream Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2015  Student Artist
Britian why are you so drunk when you do your halo magic
gab226789 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014  Student Writer
*sees Britannia angel flying in the sky as I then sing* 

He a magical unicorn flying in the sky

*two guys with a gun then interupts by saying*

1 guy: shoot it down =_=

2 guy: *shoots it down*

angelfox1528 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2015
BeigeCascade Featured By Owner May 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
"Seems legit now do your magic"

that just made my entire day hahahahahahahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
epichetaliafangir863 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2014  Student Digital Artist
*feels happy, walks out the door, runs through the door, looks back and sees Lovino coming closer to the door*
Bunnyboo1312 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2013
Romano... you get a drunk angel guy to grant your wishes... Congratulations XD :Pizza: 
TheVeganYouLove Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2013
A sixteen year old talking to a doll? That's a bit creepy...
SomeOrdinaryArtists Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
oh glob i did his voice~
mangagrrlluv Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh England... did someone insult your cooking again? Oh, wait... how can he be drunk if he's a fairy-f*cking godsomething... Eh, crack is crack, after all.
grimtales1lizzybird Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Friend: Wait what, how did he get in?!
Me: ......Thats a good question, HOW DID HE GET IN?!?!
goodlucklight Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2013  Student Digital Artist
He magically poofed in the room.
hetafan123 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2013
I NEED :iconmoarplz:
goodlucklight Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I'll do more when I think of an idea.
FionnasScribbles Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
MOAR PLZ It's so cute o.o
Roseheart201 Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh wow, fairy god mother that's actually a drunk dude?! Seems legit, seriously!
Oh wait, is it going to be all cliche and Lovino gets turned into a real hot dude and goes all "(Name)! I am in complete love with you!' And the reader goes all confused and thinks, "wtf why is this hot guy talking to me?" He sulks and wishes he could be a real human forever, and after some epic things he manages too and falls in love with reader-san...???
That's probably not it. Sorry for messing this up!
goodlucklight Featured By Owner May 30, 2013  Student Digital Artist
pretty much except there's more humor, lol
mentalitysCanvas Featured By Owner May 17, 2013
drunk britania angel as Lovi's 'fairy-f*cking-godmother' :iconsoundslegitplz:........ :iconmoarplz:
*cracks up* rarely do I find a rteader insert I like. bene more so one that make sme laugh
HetaliaSicilyFan Featured By Owner May 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
goodlucklight Featured By Owner May 16, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I just had to put that in :iconmingplz:
hetariais4eva Featured By Owner May 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Admin: Somehow, I'm interested in this~ So.... :iconmoarplz:
CuboneGirl21 Featured By Owner May 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This is new to the fanfic line but i love it!!!!
FemRomanoLovesPizza Featured By Owner May 15, 2013
XD I love this!~
MiniGumball123 Featured By Owner May 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
A drunk fairy god mother lookin iggy....seems legit!
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