Male!ReaderXMale!PhilippinesWHY AM I ALWAYS UKE!?!
You and your boyfriend, yes I said BOYFRIEND, Philippines were gonna announce that you two were in a relationship to the other countries today, at the World Conference. Upon arriving there you were greeted by Iggybrows- I MEAN ENGLAND.
~Le timeskip cuz I say so~
And then on the lunch break (male!name) told Hamburger breath- I MEAN AMERICA that you two were on a relationship. Eventually Hungary heard this and began to tell Japan about it but that's something unrelated to the author of this story.
"So dudes, who's the man of this relationship?" America asked
"Well-" Juan started but was cut off by (male!name)
"Of course I'm the seme! Juan is too uke to be seme anyway~" (Male!name) said as he used Desu~ on Juan and it was super effective.
"EHHH!?! I'm not THAT uke!!!"
"Oh please," Fata- er... AMERICA started "Iggy said that before and now he's FRANCE's uke!"