Literature
Hetalia vs Cleverbot - Russia
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia , the character used in this or Cleverbot.
User: Hi! I'm Russia, da!
Cleverbot: No I am Russia!!
User: No, it's me, da.
Cleverbot: Ok...
User: Become one with Mother Russia?
Cleverbot: Become one with Mother Russia da.
User: I asked you first.
Cleverbot: What do you look like?
User: Please don't change the subject, da. Become one with me now?
Cleverbot: How would you know?
User: *smiles* Are you mocking me?
Cleverbot: Yes. *smiles*.
User: Then I need to hurt you. *takes out pipe*.
Cleverbot: Yes, go ahead.
User: Wait, da! You really want me to hurt you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You're weird, da..